In the spirit of capturing the crazy things my kids say... Sunday afternoon car conversation with John:
Mommy: I just can't seem to shake this head cold; I keep blowing my nose and it won't go away!
John: I know how to get rid of it, Mommy.
M: You do? How?
J: Give it to someone you don't like. That's how you get rid of it.
Hmmmmmm... just give it away to someone you don't like. He could be on to something.