Funny conversations at my house

Random funny conversations we've had over the last couple of weeks.

Caroline talking to her brother: "John, we'll see. When I say "we'll see," it's not the same as when grown ups say "we'll see." because when grown ups say it, they mean no. When I say it, it means probably."

Upon being presented with the Easter baskets, plastic eggs, and a pair of fuzzy bunny ears:
John: "Caroline, are you thinking what I'm thinking?"
Caroline: "I don't know, what are you thinking?"
John: "We can hide the Easter eggs and whoever wears the bunny ears is the Easter bunny!"
Caroline: "No. I am not thinking what you are thinking."

On our way out to eat:
John: "Where are we going for dinner again?"
Mommy: "Ruby Tuesdays."
Caroline: "Never heard of it."
John: "Caroline, it's where they have specials in Tuesdays. Wait, no. It's where they give away rubies in Tuesdays."

Playing The Fifty States Game (an old Hasbro board game that Mom dug out of the attic and sent to us):
Mommy: "John, draw a card - what state do you have to go to?"
John: "Mozzarella!!"
Mommy: ????? "No, John, sound it out. That's Minnesota."
John: "But mozzarella is a state, right?"
Mommy: "No. It's a cheese."
John: "Oh."